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Scene: INTERIOR DAY, a corporate restroom, clean but not conspicuously so.
Establishing shot of a men's restroom sign, with a small icon figure of a man on it.
SFX: The sound of urine splashing into a toilet bowl.
CUT TO slow dolly shot past several empty urinals. Brief CUT TO tasteful but slightly flickering flourescent lights above.
V/O: [In the style of super-dramatic "In A World..." preview voiceovers] The year is twenty-seventeen. [PAUSE] And we still haven't figured out how not to piss on the seat.
CUT BACK TO slow dolly, which stops on a sit-down toilet. A man of average build, dressed in business casual, facing away from the camera, is standing in front of it, relieving himself. The seat can be seen beyond his legs, and it is down. Close-up of him zipping up his zipper and fastening his belt as he turns away to leave. We never see his face.
SFX: Footsteps and door close as he leaves without washing his hands. Different footsteps approach.
Semi-wide handheld shot showing the toilet from average man height, as if we are coming to use the toilet. A few yellow droplets are scattered on the seat.
CUT TO close-up of a man's face slightly from below, which goes from blank to mild disgust.
MAN: Ugh.
Fade to black.
VFX: Black-background with white lettering: Don't be that guy.
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Categories: all aviation Building a Biplane bicycle gadgets misc motorcycle theater