Montana Ride 2006, Day 7 - Bad Medicine to Haag Cove to Home

Distance ridden 551 miles
Departed 9:28 am MDT
Arrived 10:45 pm PDT
Riding time 14 hours 17 minutes
Average moving speed 48.9 mph
Number of fuel stops 4
Average fuel economy 68.3 mpg

Route map
The Cabinet Mountains, special Religious Fanatic version
I awoke after a very relaxing night's sleep, and got myself up and about. I didn't think today would be terribly long, Haag Cove (my intended stop for the night) wasn't that far.

One of the things I discovered on the trip (well, "discovered") is that if you can spare the water and fuel, deft application of a hot washcloth to face, neck and arms feels really good. I was away from anything resembling a shower for 4 days, so anything to cut the grimy feeling was very civilizing. So I'd just heat up some extra water when preparing my cocoa in the morning. Very nice.

All packed up and ready to go
I packed up the camp without undue haste. By this time I'd worked out the best way to roll the tent up so that I only had to do it once. Stuffing the sleeping bag and tightly rolling the sleeping pad were getting to be second nature. I still couldn't get the drybag to pack down as tightly as it had before, but it was becoming obvious that its watertight properties would not be utilized on this trip, so "closed" was fine. Lashing everything onto the bike had developed into a system as well, and only took a few minutes.

Farewell, Excellent Campground

I was rolling out by 9:28, silently bidding farewell to Bad Medicine campground. I even briefly thought about staying there another night, but the prospect of facing a 500 mile day to get home was pretty daunting.

I had noted when I rolled out that my trip odometer was at 162 miles, and I'd need gas soon. Of course, what I hadn't thought about was that I hadn't spied any gas along 56, nor did I recall any being close on 200. Of course, that was my route. Fortunately, 45 minutes later, in Clark Fork, I found gas. It was even a good price -- 3.090 dollars per gallon. Check out that trailing digit. The sign said 3.09 9/10 just like every gas sign does, but someone had dropped the final digit in the computer or something. Oops! I saved almost 3 cents from that mistake! Sucks to be you, Clark Fork gas station!

Into Idaho
I motored on from Clark Fork, quickly passing into Idaho. Once again, Idaho seemed to slip right by, since I was traversing the very narrow northern part of the state. As I rode into Newport, the city which straddles the Washington-Idaho border, I kept my eyes peeled for a good "Welcome to Washington" sign, but never found one. Too cheap for that, I guess.

As I rolled through Washington, I found that both my butt and my belly were grumbling at me. Definitely time for a lunch stop. The GPS had routed me through Deer Park, which looked like an ideal stopping point.

It Must Be Lunch Time

I passed through town, with my eye peeled for a "Cafe" sign, but I never found one. I just wanted a simple little eatery where I could get a sandwich or something. I got all the way through town, and had a little crisis moment, wondering if I should just press on, or stop. Fortunately, common sense won out, and I turned around to go through town again. I noticed a restaurant on the left, but it didn't look like what I wanted. I turned up a different street to see if I could find anything, but if there were cafes in Deer Park, they were carefully concealed. Finally I spied someone coming out of the post office, and pulled over to ask for some local knowledge.

Lunch at Shagnasty's, oh yes
The Shagnasty's story
"Oh yes, there are plenty of cafes in town," said the woman I asked. She must have been around 75 years old, with a fluffy white perm. I asked for specifics, and she started rattling off "cafes:" "Well, there's the sandwich shop, just over that way, left then right on Floobleflabble street," (obviously, she didn't say "floobleflabble street," but my mind interpreted it as nonsense, since I had no clue what any of the streets were called). She named a few more before uttering the absolutely priceless words, "Oh, and of course there's always Shagnasty's." To hear someone who looks like your grandmother say, "And of course there's always Shagnasty's" with a straight face and a sincere voice was too much. I thanked her for her time, and set off for Shagnasty's straight away.

Aside from the name, Shagnasty's turned out to be a cross between a hard-core greasy spoon and Denny's. It appeared that half the building was dedicated to serving alcohol, with the other half set up as a restaurant. The menu told the story of Shagnasty's, which I only just now read (I wish I'd read the whole thing when I was there; I would have taken a picture of the tortoise shell).

I ordered a grilled cheese and clam chowder, which arrived quickly, since I was the only person in the place. Of course I'd forgotten that when you pass out of Montana, you also pass out of Mountain time. I thought I'd arrived at 12:30 pm, but I'd actually arrived at 11:30.

On the road to Chewelah
Lunch was acceptable, but it was pretty much diner food. I finished quickly, and was back on the road in half an hour. I reset the clock on the GPS, and it read 12:01 as I departed. Not a bad trick, leaving half an hour before you arrived.

An hour later, I'd arrived at Chewelah, WA, and decided to stop to pick up dinner food for the campsite. The GPS said I was less than an hour away from Haag Cove. I grabbed some hummous and pita bread, an apple, and some juice. No cooking involved, and it would be quite tasty.

About to turn onto 20
Motoring on, I found myself on 20, and descending towards my destination. The more I thought about the idea of camping in this area, the less comfortable I was becoming. I'd hoped that being this far north would provide a different environment than the Eastern Washington standard of dry, hot and full of insects and snakes (each condition being one I dislike in isolation, much less in combination). However, that didn't seem to be the case.

The Dissappointment of Haag Cove

I found the turnoff road, and was at Haag Cove 10 minutes later. I rode through the camping loop, and discovered that there was one site left. There was even less privacy than I'd had at Big Creek, since the sites were spaced fairly close together, and there was no underbrush at all. The wind, despite blowing off the water, was hot and dry. Grasshoppers scattered as I pulled into the remaining site's parking spot and shut off the bike. I didn't even dismount, just sitting there, glancing at what passed for a camping site.

Just past Haag Cove
Less than 2 minutes later, I was tapping keys on the GPS, plotting a route to Winthrop. I was determined not to stay at Haag Cove, even if it meant driving all the way home (another 300ish miles). I started up the bike and took off. I briefly regretted not taking a picture of the aridness which was the Haag Cove campground, but not nearly enough to turn around and rectify the omission.

I turned back onto the access road just as a group of BMW motorcycles passed by. I briefly tried to keep up with them, but they were evidently on a high-speed tour, which suited neither my motorcycle nor my mood. I probably could have done it, in the sense that it was technically within the capability of myself and my bike, but I would have been miserable. Ah well, they can have their fun, this had always been a solo trip.

And now, to Winthrop Home!

I wended my way back to highway 20, and aimed the bike Winthrop-ward. I was debating with myself whether I should hit Winthrop and try to camp there, or just go home. Honestly, Winthrop was losing, and by the time I'd reached Sherman Pass, I'd made the decision to head for home. It'd be a long day, but I would be home, and I could have a shower and sleep in a comfortable bed. I reprogrammed the GPS to take me home via Wenatchee and Leavenworth, which would give me an excellent trip along 20, down 97, and across 2 to Seattle.

Highway 20 was stunning
With the decision made, I found the rest of the trip was quite relaxing. I knew there was a lot of riding left to do, but I was happy to be heading for home.

Sherman Pass
Highway 20 ended up being beautiful, as I rode through pass after pass in the North Cascades. The day was absolutely stunning, with occasional puffy clouds and fairly moderate temperatures. I'm really glad I decided to take 20 rather than jog down to 2 and reverse my path to Spokane.

D'oh!

On the way down the hill into Tonkaset, I made my one and only serious mistake of the trip. I really wanted to pull off to the side of the road and take a few pictures. It took me almost half a mile to find a suitable-looking spot, so I grabbed it when I found it. I thought to myself as I was slowing down and pulling off, "hmm, that gravel looks kind of deep." Sure enough, as soon as I hit it, the bike slewed hard to the left, and I found myself standing over the bike on its side. Damn!

I picked it up on the second attempt, once I took a moment to throw down my gloves unhappily and grab the bike properly. Someone had stopped, and made sure I was ok. I assured him that I was, and thanked him for stopping.

Lovely view, freshly picked-up bike
I took an assessment of the damage to the bike. Um, wait a minute, there's no damage to the bike! How did that happen!? I had figured for sure that the front turn signal would have punched through the fairing, which is practically de rigeur for a tipover on a Ninja 250. But no, it was still intact, and functional.

I finally figured out that because of the way I'd strapped the bags on the back, they could rotate off to either side. It wasn't a big deal while I was riding, because a motorcycle is never subject to side-loads -- any loading from going over bumps or around corners is always straight up-and-down. When the front wheel had plowed into the deep gravel, the bike had gotten a quick loading to the left before hitting the ground, and the bags had swivelled over, where they'd provided a cushion on which the bike rested once it was over. Well, that was lucky!

After the requisite cursing at my stupidity for plowing the bike into deep gravel, I snapped my picture and got back on. Getting out of the gravel was a wobbly, squidgy affair, but I did it without tossing the bike over again, so I was happy. I paused on a (paved) shoulder a few miles later, and confirmed that the worst damage the bike had received was very very light scratches in the paint. Amazing.

Highway 97
Soon after that, 20 turned into highway 97, and so we turned south from our westward path. 97 is the same highway I'd taken up to get to Ardenvoir on the first day, and I was looking forward to passing through that area again, if only for the photographic opportunities. I spied, hovering on the horizon, the smoke from one of the wildfires running amok in central Washington, and briefly wondered if I was going to have my own Long Way Round moment (they landed in Alaska to find that most of the state seemed to be engulfed in fire).

Those aren't clouds
97 seemed to stretch on forever, once I was on it. The environment was extremely dry, all the hills surrounding the valley being sand or rust colored. The vegetation I could see all looked sun-scorched. Fortunately, by this time, the sun was getting low enough that the tall hills blocked it out, giving me some sections of shade. I was very happy with that, as the day was a warm one.

I kept up my 55 mph pace, hugging the white line at the outside of the lane to let people pass. Despite only having a 60 mph speed limit, people were driving 97 like it was a Montana interstate. Some had clearly forgotten (or never knew) how to pass on a 2-lane highway, and I found myself signaling right and pulling onto the shoulder just to give them a big enough hint that it was ok to pass me. I suspect a lot of people were thrown by seeing a "sportbike" riding slowly.

97 continued on and on. I found myself getting a bit punchy, and ranting in a heavy German accent inside my helmet. I was ranting at other drivers, ranting at myself, ranting at the GPS, whatever presented itself. It was enjoyable in a way, and provided a bit of relief from the boredom of 97.

Somewhere along highway 97
I took breaks about every hour, because by this point, my butt just hurt. Fortunately, I'd reached a plateau as far as the pain of sitting down, but every time I got off the bike, the soreness of returning to a standing position got a bit worse. Getting off and moving around a little bit certainly helped, so I kept doing it.

A Little Pause

When I hit Omak, I decided I could do with a bathroom break. I located a likely looking gas station and pulled into one of their parking spots. Oh, it felt good to get off the bike and walk around a little bit.

I ended up chatting with a fellow who was riding a BMW R1200GS Adventure, which is a horrendously expensive but very nice motorcycle. He had ridden the bike "just to get it off the list" while searching for his next bike. He was pretty sure he'd get a V-Strom (Suzuki's version of the same thing, sort of), but it only made sense to check in with the BMW, just in case. He rode it, and got back to the dealership and said, "I have a problem; I need to buy this bike now." This is why I don't go test-riding $18,000 motorcycles.

He said he had 125 miles to go to get to somewhere I'd never heard of before in Canada. I envied him his close destination -- I still had 250 miles to go, and it was already 4:30 in the afternoon. I bade him fare well and safe riding, and we parted ways, headed in opposite directions. He was probably worse-off than me, though. He'd woken up at 3 am that day, in California, and had already made a two hour flight up and was riding from Yakima.

I also took a moment to check my phone, and return some text messages and a phone call. My Mom had called while I was in Bad Medicine, where there was no cell service for many miles. We had a pleasant conversation, and I signed off citing the need to get back on the road.

Lake Chelan in pseudo sunset light
So get back on the road I did. Chelan warranted a stop, since it figures in my family history, and I'd never seen the town before. Smoke from the fires provided a sunset-like light despite the early hour. Entiat passed, and the road to Ardenvoir. Wenatchee flashed by on the left.

The Leavenworth Option

I stopped in Leavenworth around 7:30, to rest for a bit and eat my hummous and apple (not at the same time, though). Leavenworth really is beautiful, until you let your gaze drift down to sidewalk level, at which point you're assaulted by the sheer American-ness of the crowd. Mullets and muscle shirts simply don't belong in a high-Alpine Bavarian village, yet there they were. Not even by defocusing my eyes and pretending all the babbling voices were speaking German could I forget that I was in the bastion of all me-first countries.

So, half an hour later, I was back on the bike after a brief fruitless search for some Bavarian chocolate. Onwards, ever onwards, into the Wenatchee National Forest at dusk. It felt like a bad idea: I was headed straight into deer country at twilight, which I'd determined at the start of the trip to avoid if at all possible.

Main street, Leavenworth ("Hauptstrasse" would just confuse people, I guess)

Riding Through the Woods, in the Dark

So tweaked out and tired that a "thumbs-up" picture seemed like a good idea
The rest of the trip on 2 actually ended up being entirely incident free (unless you count twilight gnat clouds as an incident -- after a staccato shotgun spray of tic sounds as the bugs hit, I had to stop and clean off my helmet's shield so I could see properly). I spied not a single deer. Despite that, I was on high alert for about 3 hours until I got onto the Seattle superfreeways. Extreme vigilance plus far too many hours on the road was a draining combination.

Highway 2 is amazingly dark at night. The Ninja's high beam was good enough to keep me comfortable, but I could only use it when there were no cars coming in the other direction. Highway two is a well-travelled road, so I wasn't using my high beams all that often, leaving me to rely on low speed to feel safe.

Finally, I was riding familiar freeways, down 405 to 520, up I-5, and I was turning off at my exit. I filled up the tank at the station by the freeway, and trundled the final mile and a half to home.

I parked the bike, and tried somewhat successfully to get a couple of "I made it!" photos after I'd peeled off the riding suit. After that, it was a lengthy hot shower to get all the camping and riding grunge off. I fell gratefully into my own bed around midnight. I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.

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